Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Mike Keenan is a bitch


Two days ago, I said the Hawks would lose in the playoffs because of Adam Burish's stupidity when time was running out in Game 3 vs. the Calgary Flames. Today I retract that.

I retract that based on the hypocritical bitchiness of one Mike Keenan - coach of the Calgary Flamers. To wit, Keenan's quote, "The Chicago Blackhawks used tactics late in the game that weren't something the game needs. The game doesn't need it, and the emotional response I have is "Why?" Keenan said, "Why engage in those tactics?"

WHY? The reason why is, "BECAUSE YOU ARE HYPOCRITICAL BITCH, MIKE!"

Mike Keenan, the man who put Stu Grimson and Mike Peluso on the ice in the waning seconds of every loss to thrash those who dared beat him when he was at the Hawks helm wants to know why. Mike Keenan, the man who made bleeding thug Nick Kypreos famous in 1994 -the only year he won a championship - is confused. Mike Keenan, the architect of taking moral victory from a loss by beating the snot of the other teams' talent is at a loss.

The reason why, Mike is to expose you for the fraud you are. Your history in this game as a final minutes goon means you don't get to ask these questions. You get to react and coach better and keep your pie-hole shut tight. Put up your dukes and fight like a man, you bitch. And god help Joel Quenneville if he takes Keenan's bait. You've got them outgunned, outmanned, and outclassed. Now take it. And that's the word of Sand.

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